Coraxus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Guy Being Hit By Pig]

Umm yeah

Well Christ dude, at least you should of had the descency of putting a stream button or something.

[Towers]

Heh...

Well, at least it wasn't 911k.

[Bubitsu Episode 1]

I've seen better

You know, the only good part of this movie was just the content. Good story and all, but the animation, graphics, and sound is another story. If you can up 'em, alot more, I bet this will take off somewhere, maybe even get you a highter 3 range point.

Hmmm makes me wanna redo those characters myself, I usually do anime style, oh well, just thinking out loud I guess.

[How 2 optimize your flash]

It is worth the time

Fuck mikeanderson who said it was a waste of time. Whether you like it or not ppl, it is worth the trouble in reminding everyone to optimize their flash. That's one of the problem NG is facing right now, especially coming from crappy movies. If everyone started to optimize their flash, Newgrounds could save a shitload of bandwidth. Hell, look at this demo, it's only 72k. That's the message Eitan Blumin is trying to prove.

[StarBars: Episode IV]

Whoa

Holy fuck dude, wish I had seen it soon, funny as fuck, especially Amidala. This is pure original shit, that I give you much credits dude.

[why a squirrel shouldn't]

ROFLMAO

Damn it, you made me pee in my pants.

Like the part where he plays with his nuts, even though I already knew the irony would show up.

[Spaceballs-vs-Voyager]

LOL

I know that most portal entries tend to crap out when they do cut and paste, but you pull it off awsome. It's unfortunate that you couldn't make a series out of it. But I like it anyways, it kind of gives me the feeling of Monty Python and stuff.

[Pharmacy!]

Kick Ass

No doubt about it dude, kick ass flash, keep it up.

[Yum Yum Poop]

What have I done?

I've done some stupid things in my life like driving away from a gas station and ripping out the hose from the pump because it was still attached to my car. But this is the worst I could have ever done, which is by watch this movie knowing very well that it would make me blow chunks. And I just realized that I just ate a burger. Damn WTF is wrong with me?